2012 JaMarcus Russell Award

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2012 JaMarcus Russell Award

Congratulations to the ABC are in order. They are the 2012 recipient of the 2012 JaMarcus Russell Award sponsored by CRUNK!!! Arouse. Invigorate. Now with even more ashwaganda, skullcap, pomegranate juice, white willow, and horny goat weed.

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Yes, I am a stay at home dad. Yes, Gisele Bundchen has an open invitation provided she doesn't speak Portuguese during or after. I am pretty sure my wife would give me the go ahead. Yes, I am superior to the retardees I compete against on a yearly basis in the best fantasy football league in the world. I could easily qualify for a better league, but it doesn't exist. Yes, I am a tri-athlete, thank you for asking. Finally, yes, I have not yet won my championships, but that is easily explained by small sample size. They are not a valid measurement of success at this stage in FFKL history. I could show you the math, but math is hard, that is to say, you would not understand.

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