Geranimals Announce New Head Man

Posted by:

Geranimals Announce New Head Man

The Geranimals officially introduced Mr. Swagman as their Coach today. He’s been following FFKL for years and is very excited to finally join the ranks.

The Swagman has been working behind the scenes with the team for months, but is only now being given the spotlight. He hails from parts unknown and has been a Geranimal fan for many years.



Quarter Twain

About the Author:

Yes, I am a stay at home dad. Yes, Gisele Bundchen has an open invitation provided she doesn't speak Portuguese during or after. I am pretty sure my wife would give me the go ahead. Yes, I am superior to the retardees I compete against on a yearly basis in the best fantasy football league in the world. I could easily qualify for a better league, but it doesn't exist. Yes, I am a tri-athlete, thank you for asking. Finally, yes, I have not yet won my championships, but that is easily explained by small sample size. They are not a valid measurement of success at this stage in FFKL history. I could show you the math, but math is hard, that is to say, you would not understand.

You must be logged in to post a comment.